i should lie to my mom and say that i got the tickets, gauge her reaction, and then ask her again if i could go

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ambrister:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

I AM DEAD

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i knew stan culture obvsly existed before the 10s but omg i didn’t know they were this ruthless

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hellabitcoins:

nosdrinker:

why are they testing the effects of weightlessness on gecko sex

the reptilian agenda is so obvious now

stop probing for answers if u value ur life
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ugh i’m legit considering buying these tickets and sneaking out tbh

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imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

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captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

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ugh my mom is such a hater tbh i can’t do this

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control

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heteroh:

matching icons for you and your friends

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THIS ENTIRE THREAD THO I’M SCREEEEEAMING

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what kind of lady gaga #bodyrevolution teas??

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orhgasm replied to your post: omfg i’m considering dropping 1/3 of m…

IT IS. I bought floor seats for miley and bey when they came and their legit :)

omfgggg thank you. i can’t believe i might actually do this (i’ll ask my mom tho) there’s really good seats for like $130 right outside the triangle GA part of the stage